its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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