what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it glows. i had to have it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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