I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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