last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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