I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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