He told me they were just razor bumps!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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