Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This baby is an asshole
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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