just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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