People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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