just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
