And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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