That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
vagina is talking i cant
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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