why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the room spins SO much faster in panama
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
