yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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