the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
