WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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