They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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