i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
There r osticjed everywhere
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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