did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
