We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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