Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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