I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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