i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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