Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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