okay pat passed out under dana's car
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Ketchup is God's man juice
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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