I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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