party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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