Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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