Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
