problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
