Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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