Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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