these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sorry about my life...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
