I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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