Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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