just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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