fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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