Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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