where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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