So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
