It's just like the Real World with babies
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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