like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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