we have officially lost it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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