Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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