Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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