Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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