ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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