Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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