im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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