turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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